Adventures in Poetry

The glue sniffers and hookers the homos and he shes
I wake up in the morning wondering where is my tv
I go to my car in the dawns early light
I open the door and smile with delight
Climb in the seat and see the dome light is on
and you know it's a good day 'cause your battery's not gone
Charlton Heston will tell you have guns at the ready
But I needed no gun I had Mom and Aunt Betty
At night I'd return just to deal with the cops
The white car goes by and most often stops
Are you looking for drugs are you some kind of queer?
No, I'm just coming home because I live here
The Jews all scadoodled and left our commerce bare
Replaced by the Asians who made me the biggest guy there
From my abode in Pine Valley a better life I can't have
But I long for one day back on Kensington Ave